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Joke of the Day
"You guys want to hear a Milli Vanilli joke?"
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"Highlighter pens are the future... Mark my words"
"When I get home the first thing I'm going to do is rip my wife's panties off. Because they're too small and the elastic is killing me."
"I can't handle the pressure of competitions. Even in eating races I choke!"
"My psychic friend is really excited about this new year. You could say he's really looking forward to it."
"What is ET short for? Because he has short legs"
"Silence is golden. Unless they're in the shower and you can't find their phone. In that case, silence is very very suspicious!"
"[Fixed] What do you get when you put human DNA in a goat? ISIS"
"Pandas are proof that you can get fat from just eating salad."
"My friend likes going out.Recently he went out of his mind."