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Joke of the Day
"There was an ignition recall on my new car.... I guess we're off to a bad start."
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"Have you heard of the joke about the broken coinfactory? It doesn't make cents"
"I gave up cursing for lent The next day I went over to confession and told my priest, ""I hope I don't fuck this shit up."""
"""You got a friend in me"" - your friend's girlfriend"
"I'm not a quitter. ""Lights cigarette"""
"What did earth say to the other planets? Wow, you guys have no life."
"My husband said I was passive aggressive so I punched him in the face and said well, you're half right."
"Why is it so hard to convict horse rapists? Because sometimes neigh means yay."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bronte ! Bronte who ? Bronte of the blow !"
"How many cops do you need to change a light bulb? None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it."