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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bronte ! Bronte who ? Bronte of the blow !"
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"Why do cemeteries have fences? People are just dying to get in."
"Why do rabbits love beer? Because it's made of hops."
"Whats the difference between a suicide bomber and a hooker..?? Nothing.. They like to blow.."
"What type of computer sings well? Adell."
"The United States of America Yeah, That's it."
"I walked by a girl the other day who I swore had twelve nipples Sounds weird, dozen tit?"
"I bought a second hand deck of cards from a casino in Las Vegas, but after 4 weeks they hadn't arrived. When I asked for an update, they said they were still dealing with my order"
"What do you call a clean, good looking well behaved monster? a failure!"
"Nobody ever believes me when I say I have to go to the bathroom. They always say that I'm full of crap"