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Joke of the Day
"I'm not a quitter. ""Lights cigarette"""
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"home is where the pants aren't"
"TV that gets louder to compensate for when you are chewing."
"When a man signals a woman to walk in front & says, ""Ladies first"" it really means ""Go ahead. I'll stand back & watch how your ass walks."""
"Quickly after robbing my bakery, a man got a severe headache Serves him right. It's not his grain, it's migraine"
"Most people can't drink coffee then go to sleep. I'm just the opposite. . . I can't go to sleep and then drink coffee. God, that was stupid."
"how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Sikhs"
"[on a speed date] (okay don't let her know you're a zombie) ""so, what do you like best in a woman?"" BRAAAIIINNNSS"
"I heard it took at least two elephants to make the keys on my antique piano I had no idea they were capable of such delicate work."
"10 indications YOU'RE the retarded FB friend ^"