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Joke of the Day

"Why is it so hard to convict horse rapists? Because sometimes neigh means yay."

"What does /r/jokes and the iPhone vs FBI case have? Both just got hacked"

"How about first you show me your benefits and THEN I'll let you know if we can be friends."

"A man dressed as a harry potter character came up to me and told me he was a zombie. I thought he was kidding, but he was Dead Sirius."

"I'm going to go to the gym and then to eat a Doritos Loco Taco, because I like to keep my body guessing whether or not I hate it."

"You don't see many reindeer in zoos do you? No. They can't afford the admission."

"Why can't female medical examiners have kids? Because nobody puts baby in a coroner. Hey, at least it was original, again I will see myself out."

"My wife's cock crazy... Two licks then she goes nuts."

"[two atoms side-to-side on a DNA chain] ""Hi."" ""Hi. U look familiar. Were u on A3564 before it went supernova?"" ""Yes."" ""U still owe me $20."""

"If the Wu-Tang Clan started a cross-country shipping company, would you use them? Nah. Wu-Tang Clan ain't nuthing ta truck wit."