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Joke of the Day

"what do you say when your photo's being taken give it back"

"As a male, I enjoy watching POV porn where the guy recording is black so I can imagine that I have an enormous vertical leap."

"I eat my pizza with a knife and fork because I am from a big family, and you need weapons to protect your food at all times"

"Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a Registered Six Offender."

"The seven dwarfs are in the bath, and they all were feeling happy. Happy climbed out, then they all felt Grumpy."

"Eunuchs have been historically given influence or wealth as part of their compensation package."

"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snake about to shed it's skin Why don't you go behind the screen and slip into something more comfortable then !"

"Ever read Helen Keller's book? No? Neither did she."

"I think I might stop cussing and get all religious and shit"

"Did you hear about the new medicine for erectile dysfunction? It's called mycoxafloppin."