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Joke of the Day

"As a male, I enjoy watching POV porn where the guy recording is black so I can imagine that I have an enormous vertical leap."

"Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason."

"So a vegan crossfitter and a homophobic priest simultaneously walk in to a bar.. Then they both went to the hospital for head wounds."

"What is the best joke you have heard? Any best joke"

"A woman noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. ""Ha! That's not going to help,"" she said. ""Sure, it does,"" he said. ""It's the only way I can see the numbers."""

"A wife gets naked... And runs to her husband in bed and yells ""SUPER PUSSY!"" The husband look at her and says ""I'll have the soup"""

"No one is more excited for today than Michael J. Fox... He's been shaking with anticipation for the last 25 years."

"Bear: *lowers sunglasses. Is it *beary* serious? Cops:...Ok that's funny but but you mauled a child so yes. You have to go back to the zoo."

"Why would you name your human child Hunter? Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist."

"Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird."