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Joke of the Day

"What's Harry Potter's favourite way of getting down a hill? Walking. ... JK Rolling."

"I will take your secret to the grave. Unless I'm drunk and revealing it will make me popular."

"How does an elephant go up a tree? It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow."

"X used to mark the spot but.. fuck waiting for you to get it on your own X gon deliver to you"

"What do you call a joke about oral sex? Pun-ilingus."

"""What would you say is your biggest flaw?"" ""i step in in people's conversations"" ""i was asking *him*"""

"What did cheese say when it looked in the mirror? Halloumi"

"Tyson's psychologist told Mike to take a year off he obviously misunderstood....good thing he didn't say two!"

"What's a Sudanese child's favourite TV channel? Khartoum Network."

"A girl has taking home a very handsome guy... ... to spend the night. When he unzips she bursts out: - ""Oh! I've never been with a circumcised guy before"" - ""I'm not. This is just wear n' tear"""