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Joke of the Day
"Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a Registered Six Offender."
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"Is your smart fridge running? ""Yes? Well can you turn the damn thing off, it's breaking the Internet!"""
"The Artist Formally Known As... Alive."
"Of my four girlfriends, I'm totally the orange Pacman ghost of the group"
"They say if you like it then you should put a ring on it... ...man, I must really love shower curtains."
"Like a princess A man takes his girlfriend out on a date, and as they are leaving he says ""I'm going to treat you like a princess"". So they jump in his Mercedes and he drives into a wall."
"My little sister bet me I couldn't make a car out of spaghetti... You should have seen her face as I drove pasta :b"
"So, my wife makes moonshine.... ...but I love her still."
"How long is a short circuit? As long as it takes to ***find*** it!"
"What did the dentist in the porno say? ""Your teeth are the whitest I've come across."""