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Joke of the Day

"The seven dwarfs are in the bath, and they all were feeling happy. Happy climbed out, then they all felt Grumpy."

"Sometimes when my dogs piss me off I put their leashes on them, then I sit on the toilet for 20 mins and make them watch."

"I would tell you a joke about Jehovah witness But nobody likes Knock-Knock jokes, *Oops the title was meant to say ""Jehovah witnesses"""

"why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing her seat-belt. Stay safe tonight everyone!"

"What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie? ""People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP""!"

"Just thought about it... (nsfw) My ex-boyfriend was 6'1"". My current boyfriend is 6'3"" ....height isn't the only 2 inch difference between them."

"""That's nice dear."" -Grandmas version of ""cool story bro."""

"Moths are the hobos of the insect world."

"Under pressure, Air Bud's math teacher changes grade from ""he's a dog"" to a 70"

"If a Woman says you're ""unfuckable""... ...she means ""you're unattractive"". If a Man says you're ""unfuckable"" it means ""you're a Mermaid"""