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Joke of the Day

"The seven dwarfs are in the bath, and they all were feeling happy. Happy climbed out, then they all felt Grumpy."

"I was a bit of a nerd in high school. Instead of chasing girls I was studying philosophy My friends always said that I put Descartes before the whores."

"If you're in love with 2 people, pick the second one, If you really loved the 1st, you wouldn't have fallen for the 2nd."

"If you insist on changing someone, do it without their knowledge....Like by poisoning their food."

"I was going to make a joke about that bus that rolled over and killed the driver and 9 passengers... But there's no pun in ten dead."

"Me and bros invented a new drinking game Draw a card, and if its black, take a shot we call it Ferguson"

"Jesus, take the wheel! *steering wheel disappears* *car careens into tree*"

"To use Google efficiently, write like Tarzan. ""good tacos boston"""

"[job interview] How did you lose your last job? ""I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future."" Sir, this is McDonald's."

"How does cheese get more mature? Fromage"