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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the new medicine for erectile dysfunction? It's called mycoxafloppin."

"*shipwrecked diary* Day 1: alone, doing well. Mentally sound. Met a crab Day 2: crab seems untrustworthy Day 3: CRA B LEAR N ING TO WRI TE"

"What vegetables do plumbers hate the most? Leeks"

"Why do Irishmen grow mustaches? So they look like their mothers"

"My doctor constantly says I'm artistic. I don't know why he keeps mispronouncing it, though"

"Probably the slowest way to die is sloth with a knife."

"How are women and tornadoes alike? They moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave."

"want to hear a joke about pizza? nevermind... it's too cheesy"

"A great alternative to Tinder is entering every room screaming, ""Does anyone want to bang?!"" It also has more dignity."

"What do midwesterners call Minnesota? Minnepop."