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Joke of the Day

"Ever read Helen Keller's book? No? Neither did she."

"If you can pull off a lip ring, you should. Like literally. Pull it off your face."

"Did you hear the one about the deaf man? Neither did he."

"Dating Tips 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. Please. I am 36 and live with 2 guinea pigs."

"Yes but what if Donald Trump IS actually dead but his toupee is alive and steering him round like a marionette?"

"First Michael Jackson, and now Neil Armstrong.... The world is running out of moonwalkers"

"Have you heard about the jewish comedian? They say he Israeli funny."

"I suspect Elmer Fudd is an r/jokes mod, and I have evidence [wemoved]"

"And the King of puns said It's going to be another reigny day"

"They say there is a murderer in every group I thought it's jack, so i killed him before he could harm somebody."