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Joke of the Day

"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snake about to shed it's skin Why don't you go behind the screen and slip into something more comfortable then !"

"Why would you want to be part of the problem when you can be the entire problem?"

"Do I look like Christopher Columbus? Am I guiding a ship to a new land? So, when I ask for directions, please don't use words like ""East."""

"I m at the ATM when a robber holding his gun at my back... He asks: do you want to see your family again? I said ""no"". We both had a good laugh."

"Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny farts! Yup ya walked right into that one"

"What do you call a woman who is paralysed from the waist down? Married."

"What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week? The posters"

"Is this the Alcoholics helpline? Operator: ""Yes."" Caller: ""Can you tell me how to make Sangria?"""

"I'm the most bashful person in the world, until you get me on the dance floor. Then I become the most bashful newborn giraffe in the world."

"On a perfect date, what question do you ask a girl twice? So... Can I come inside?"