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Joke of the Day
"Who is the most powerful ghoul? Judge Dread."
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"[Going through customs] Anything to declare, sir? 1...2... Sir, what are you 3...4...I declare a thumb war! Oh bring it on *misses flight*"
"What was the statistician's favorite herb? Bayes-il"
"What's the highest point in the ocean? The Marijuanas Trench."
"My urologist is weird. I peed in a cup. He drank it and said, ""You're fine."" Then he paid me. Don't choose a doctor from Craigslist."
"Jeffrey Tambor walks into a bar and spots Stephen Tobolowsky... He says, ""Have I seen you somewhere before?"""
"One day you will meet someone so amazing in every way who will want absolutely nothing to do with you."
"I don't know many football players except... The one with the Messi hair"
"What would Vincent Van Gogh be if he was a sheep? Lamb Gogh"
"How are women like condoms? They spend 99% of their time in your wallet, and the other 1% on your dick."