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"What was the statistician's favorite herb? Bayes-il"
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"What happened at the cannibal's wedding party? They toasted the bride and groom."
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"Secret To Comedy Guy 1: Hey! Ask me ""What is is the secret to comedy?"" Guy 2: Okay ... What is the sec- Guy 1: TIMING!!! sorry if it sucks"
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"What's that worthless little piece of skin around the vagina called? The woman."
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"A first date is probably the best time to show off your wicked hand puppet skills."