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Joke of the Day

"How are women like condoms? They spend 99% of their time in your wallet, and the other 1% on your dick."

"What the Mayans taught me The Mayans taught me that if you don't finish something, it's not really the end of the world."

"How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne? It's when the blind try to read your face."

"Hey girl, are you the final scene in the Sopranos? Because"

"A stallion with a smoking habit kidnaps hookers. So basically a hoarse horse hoards whores."

"Here's a step by step guide to staircases *gives you a handrail*"

"Why are teenage girls so odd? Because they can't even."

"Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels."

"Ignorance is not bliss. It's just a fancy word for stupid."

"why did the tomato blush... he saw the salad dressing!"