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Joke of the Day
"What would Vincent Van Gogh be if he was a sheep? Lamb Gogh"
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"Did you hear about the lady who ate her dog? She said it tasted like bark."
"Why did the bed spread? Because it saw the pillow slip."
"Money is not a problem. The Problem is ""I don't have Money!"""
"How do you make a little boy cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on his teddy bear. (think about it)"
"Why is it important to have plenty of help when changing a light bulb? Many hands make light work."
"""Hey is BB hungry?"" ""No BB-8."""
"What do Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James have in common that led to their success in the NBA? Hard work and dedication."
"A money-hungry man opted to change his name And the Rich get Richard"
"wwow i dropped my phone with my twitter open and people crowded around reading it and applauding and women threw roses and kissed my feet"