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Joke of the Day
"Anybody heard about that new drug for lesbians? Trycoxagain"
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"Going to mass is basically just like a dog being trained A guy tells you to sit and stand and sit and stand, and at the end they give you a snack"
"Justin Bieber gets 40,000 retweets just for tweeting 'Hello', so here's my attempt: Hele0iM1. Ah, harder than it looks. Fair play to him."
"Getting colagen injections in my lips next week 'cause, you know, 'tis the season to be Jolie."
"Boy to Friend: I'm sorry I won't be able to go out after school. I promised Dad that I would stay in and help him with my homework."
"So Dolly Parton bought the supermarket franchises Big Lots, Harris Teeters, and Piggly Wiggly... She's calling it Big Wiggly Teeters."
"Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors? Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken sedan!"
"Q: Why does Clinton always have a stupid grin on his face? A: He is stupid!"
"What does Michael Jackson and McDonalds have in common? They both stick their raw meat into five year old buns. It's been almost 6 years...is it okay to make jokes yet?"
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