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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a hormone? You don't pay her."
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"My wife left a note on the fridge that said ""This isn't working I'm going to my mom's"" I opened up the fridge. The light was on and the beer was cold. I'm not sure what she was talking about."
"I used to have a job; ""I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off."""
"Nothing is quite as scary as hearing your doorbell ring on the same night you made a blood sacrifice to the dark lord."
"What did fish say when she hit the wall ? Dam(n) !!!"
"Kitty Pryde walks into a bar Something is disrupting her mutant power."
"How do you call an unfanny comedian? A youtuber."
"How are spinach and anal sex alike? Chances are if you didn't like it as a child, you're not going to like it as an adult."
"Contents of my wallet just spilled all over the cashier's counter, so embarrassing, spiders everywhere."
"Why are dogs always thirsty? Because water fountains were designed for humans! HEYOOOOOOO"