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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a hormone? You don't pay her."
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"*aggressively keeps eye contact with attractive people to let them know I mean business*"
"What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing? A horses shadow!"
"What's with these people on facebook who never particpate on your page at all, yet act all weird when you decline attending their stupid event?"
"Ham and Eggs: A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig."
"[Pickup Line] Do you hold up the KDE desktop environment? Because you're a QT!"
"Guy finds secret trick into heaven... Gods hate him"
"Marriage is a three ring circus... ...first there is the engagement ring, then the wedding ring and then comes the suffering."
"Five most popular enhanced interrogation techniques.. .. The fourth one will shock you!"
"What's the difference between a final exam and an orgy? In an orgy, you fuck and then get tested. In a final exam, you get tested and then you're fucked."