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Joke of the Day
"Kitty Pryde walks into a bar Something is disrupting her mutant power."
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"8 year old at the park said I threw like a girl. He found out I kick in the nuts like a girl too."
"Why did the superhero flush the toilet? It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son"
"""You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"" is terrible advice for a recovering alcoholic."
"What is worse then a centipede with sore feet? A giraffe with a sore throat"
"I ordered the CliffsNotes version of Snooki's book and they sent me a bar menu, a printout of the urban dictionary and an STD pamphlet."
"What is Fonzi's favorite letter of the alphabet? ""F"", for Fonzi. Duh."
"Him: Take them off. All of them. *slowly unbuttons 50 cardigans"
"Waiter what's this fly doing in my soup? Um looks to me to be backstroke sir"
"I was thinking of becoming a railway conductor... Then I thought of all the training."