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Joke of the Day

"I used to have a job; ""I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off."""

"How many Mexicans does it take to replace a serviceable part of a complex machine? Just Juan and Emmanuel."

"Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because his pecker is on his head"

"Whats the difference between a woman and a plate? You can lick a plate dry"

"My attempt to write from a woman's perspective: ""She carried her boobs to the station. 'They're staring at my boobs,' she thought boobily."""

"A little boy asks his Dad a question A little boy says, Dad, I've heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her.' Son,' says the dad. That happens everywhere.'"

"Women! They assume everything but the position."

"Why did the donkey cross the road and cause an accident? Cause he's an ass."

"That little dance your thumbs do when you don't know how to reply to someones text."

"What did Mitt Romney say to C3P0? Threepio, hand me those binders, willya?"