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Joke of the Day
"What did fish say when she hit the wall ? Dam(n) !!!"
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"Just dropped a book on my head guess I am only to blame my shelf"
"1998: - Don't get in strangers' cars - Don't meet ppl from internet 2016: - Literally summon strangers from internet to get in their car"
"Why does Elmer Fudd only let Bug's Bunny eat snickers bars? Because silly wabbit, twix are for kids!"
"what do you call a Kentucky farm girl who can run faster than her dad? A Virgin"
"The closest I've been to murder is holding my choco-chip cookie under the milk until the bubbles stop..."
"If a woman has sex with a hundred men...... She is a considered a slut. If a man does the same thing, he is gay."
"What do you call a Mexican smoking weed? A baked bean"
"Knock Knock. Who's There? Not Comcast."
"Why do melons have fancy weddings? Because they cantelope!"