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Joke of the Day

"How are spinach and anal sex alike? Chances are if you didn't like it as a child, you're not going to like it as an adult."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill so jack could lick her candy... But Jack got a shock And a mouth full of cock Cause Jill's real name was Randy"

"Frederick Fox, hatmaker for the British Royalty, died today. He was one in a milliner."

"So there's apparently been over 200, well preserved tibia excavated in the area surrounding the great pyramid in Egypt... sources say it was a real shin dig."

"I saw a sign that said ""Watch for children""... ... and I thought, ""That sounds like a fair exchange"""

"grey matter What's grey and comes in quarts? An elephant."

"That Old Man An Old man knocked on my door and asked for the donation towards the local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water."

"If Wednesday is hump day... ...is Tuesday foreplay day?"

"[writes THIS IS A ROBBERY on a deposit slip, slides it to teller] [teller writes something, slides it back] NO THIS IS A DEPOSIT SLIP"

"What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes? He was just a nerdy digger."