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Joke of the Day

"Why'd they call the egg a pimp? Because he got ova easy."

"Want to hear a funny presidential joke? Donald Trump."

"*brings knife to gunfight* *knife used to cut pizza* *pizza served & differences resolved* *last slice up for grabs & gunfight ensues*"

"Q: Why can't a bicycle stand up? A: It is two tired."

"Who wears a red suit, and knows if you are naughty or nice? The Spanish Inquisition"

"Did you hear about the farmer that failed dairy farming school? He didn't work well with udders."

"What sound does a cheating chicken? Cuck."

"I'm starting to think the other moms might not like my nicknames for their kids."

"Did you know that every frog used to have at least some polish genes? In fact, they were a tad-pole."

"A woman walked into a pub and asked the barman for a double entendre. So he gave her one"