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Joke of the Day
"Why'd they call the egg a pimp? Because he got ova easy."
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"They should really have disposable razors in the women's bathrooms at bars."
"Fool me Once - Shame on You. Fool me Twice- Shame on Me. Fool me Thrice- What are you, a Nigerian Scamster?"
"What do you call a Japanese suicide bomber? Wasabi"
"Flying today and asking myself a question I used to save for first dates: Should I let them see me naked or just feel me up?"
"Donald Trump will make America Great Again... ... he's already grating on me!"
"To Doo List: 1. Cockadoodle 2. Yabba Dabba 3. Voo 4. Sea 5. Didgeri"
"What do you call someone who pushes people down stairs? A stairorist."
"Oscar Pistorius wanted a new bathroom door... ...but apparently his girlfriend was dead against it."
"New laws Do not let your friends derive drunk."