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Joke of the Day

"A Jewish man walks up to an Asian man... The Jewish man says ""Hey, your eyes are really squinted, must be hard for you to see, huh!"" The Asian man says ""Well at least I can see my grandparents."""

"A man orders a coffee without cream The barista says, ""I'm sorry we don't have cream"". ""That's fine, make it without milk then."""

"I am addicted. I bought the iPhone, iPad & iTouch & now iBroke, iHomeless & iRegret."

"What is it called when brown envelopes aren't delivered as quickly as white ones? White Mail Privilege"

"Breaking up with Japanese Girls. I hate to breakup with Japanese girls because you have to drop the bomb twice before they get it."

"What do you call a cow during an earthquake? A milkshake"

"Gay Marriage in China... (Joke Originally from Comedian Jeffery Ross) Why Is gay Marriage Illegal in China? NO SUBSTITUTIONS!"

"If you are getting a prostate exam... You're getting ANALysed!!!"

"No thanks, body wraps. If I believed magic would make me thinner, I'd eat a wizard."

"Why is mild cheddar even a thing? Who are these people who can't handle sharp cheddar & why are they allowed to influence the cheese market?"