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Joke of the Day

"Fool me Once - Shame on You. Fool me Twice- Shame on Me. Fool me Thrice- What are you, a Nigerian Scamster?"

"I sure buy a lot of alcohol. Hope I'm not a shopaholic."

"What's the best part about a Fight Club joke? The punchline."

"What do you call a pig that can't be seen? Hamouflage"

"Why did Churchill always beat Hitler with scissors in rock, paper, scissors? Because he knew Hitler always threw paper."

"Q: Where do people who say ""shoot"" and ""darn"" go to? A: Heck"

"I know repetitive noises irritate people so I'm surprised there weren't more rage-induced murders back when typewriters were being used"

"My girlfriend said I have a good looking penis She said it was impeckerable"

"How do you know if someone is Puerto Rican? They tell you."

"A farmer's cattle broke out of their pen and got into the marijuana plants he was growing. The steaks were really high."