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Joke of the Day

"Where's my cell? ""Right there."" That's not my phone. ""Yes it is. I cleaned it!"" My cell's white?"

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"Marriage Proposal In ancient Greece, throwing an apple at a woman was considered a MARRIAGE PROPOSAL. This tradition still continues - throw an apple (iPhone5) and she will say YES!"
"What do you call a Mexican Juggalo? A Faygo Diego"
"What's Edward Elric's favorite band? My Alchemical Romance"
"How do you say dinner in spanish? JOHN CENA"
"It makes me sad that the closest I'll ever get to 'hulking out' is splitting my trousers when I bend over."
"Why did the oak tree get his girlfriend pregnant? Because the state abolished plant parenthood"
"Haven't put on a bra in like... 5 days. Being a dude is great"
"First woman on Moon: -Huston, we have a problem? What? -Never mind What's the problem? -Nothing Please tell us? -You know what's the problem"
"POOL FOR DJS Q: Why can't DJs play pool? A: They always scratch."
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