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Joke of the Day
"POOL FOR DJS Q: Why can't DJs play pool? A: They always scratch."
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"How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement."
"Why do men masturbate? It's sex with someone they love."
"Gay jokes arn't funny Come on guys."
"Chris Christie is so fat, he plans on walking for president."
"How can you tell if someone is a pilot? They'll just tell you."
"[girl points at my scar] What happened? Oh that? Old sports injury. [flashback to me sprinting after an ice cream truck]"
"Guaranteed best way way for anyone to catch a Bird.(pour salt on it) Because If you pour salt on it, your close enough to just pick it up."
"People who talk at the cinemas really annoy me.. I can barely hear my phone over them!"
"2007: OBAMA'S COMIN' FER YER GUNS 2008: comin' 2009: almost 2010: any day 2011: seriously 2012: ok now 2013: i think.. 2014: nope 2015: well"