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Joke of the Day

"How do you say dinner in spanish? JOHN CENA"

"I went skiing yesterday. I didn't really enjoy it. I got to the top of the chairlift, but it was all downhill from there."

"There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, those who don't and those that weren't expecting a base 3 joke."

"I really admire people who can joke about themselves so I made up this joke....It starts ""I have Alzheimer's ..."

"What did the fisherman say to the street magician? Pick a cod, any cod!"

"""Police! Open up!"" ""No, you're gonna yell at me"""

"The set of tools that mods can use."

"Copernicus was trying to figure out why the Sun set at night and rose during the day. Then it dawned on him."

"What do you call a gummy bear with no teeth? A gummy bear."

"What do dissecting a frog and explaining a joke on Reddit have in common? Both are shitty novelties."