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Joke of the Day
"What's Edward Elric's favorite band? My Alchemical Romance"
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"Dad, was I a cocky teenager? Only when you watched Baywatch in your pyjam.... DAAAD!"
"The meanest man in the world Is the Warden who put a tack on the electric chair."
"Why doesn't the gastroenterologist have any friends? He's always talking shit."
"I met a soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray. Crazy conversations, he was definitely a seasoned veteran."
"where does honey come from? beez nuts"
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? ... ackhh achkghk"
"Nobody works harder than a drunk person trying to carefully whisper a secret."
"The other day, I was looking through my socks, when I found one had a hole in it... ""darn it..."" I muttered."
"I'm thinking of giving away my broken marionette. No strings attached"