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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Mexican Juggalo? A Faygo Diego"

"In America, Trump unseats black, male president. In Russia, president sits on Trump blackmail!"

"Describe your latest laid with a movie title! ""The Lone Ranger"" ""Home Alone"" ""Bend It Like Beckham"" Now it's your turn!"

"Hillary Clinton could be become our first F president. I'd say female, but she lost the email."

"What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm? One roars with pain and the other pours with rain."

"Why did the LAPD leave the Dodger game early? They wanted to beat the crowd."

"Strategy du jour for combating 5 & 7yo's over-competitiveness: ""First person to say it's a race loses."""

"My dad beat my brother when he showed him his report card. So, I gave my report card to my mother. Let her take the beating."

"if I am elected governor I will eat your pillow while you sleep and unlike my opponent I will also do it if I am not elected"

"What do you call a droid that always takes the longest route? R2 Detour."