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Joke of the Day

"It makes me sad that the closest I'll ever get to 'hulking out' is splitting my trousers when I bend over."

"Hey guys where do Chemists come from? ... From the *Stork*iometry. I'll see myself out now."

"...: who do you listen to more? Mummy or daddy? 5y: mummy ...: why? 5y: mummy talks more"

"Why is there a wolf on Wall Street. Animals are bad with money. My cat just lost $80 at high-stakes uno"

"Having a wife is like a grenade You pull the ring off, and your house is gone."

"Who lost a herd of elephants ? Big bo peep !"

"What do you call a Greek Magician? Abra Kebabra"

"Important stuff. If an orange is called an orange, then how come lemon is not called yellow?"

"Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career? She had no sense of porpoise."

"Reddit TIFU... ...since she said she wanted to be on top."