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Joke of the Day

"Why did the oak tree get his girlfriend pregnant? Because the state abolished plant parenthood"

"How will Donald Trump decide which ones to deport from millions illegal immigrants? By conducting a **Juan on Juan** meeting with every Juan of them."

"Misunderstandings happen when one person is clearly stupid."

"I went to a Stevie Wonder concert last week and it was terrible. They moved the piano and forgot to tell him."

"I need a hobby where I say stuff and people follow me around."

"I asked my friend if it was intended for him to cheese the pizza joke. ""Nope Unintended"""

"I really hate seeing old people fall over, it makes me feel so bad. Maybe I should stop tripping them over."

"Everything's so politically correct nowadays that you can't even say ""black paint."" Instead you have to say ""Jamaal please paint my fence."""

"How do you make a tissue dance? You blow a little boogie in it."

"Farmer Giles is so interested in conserving energy he built a pig-powered car. He has to get rid of it though. Every time he turns a corner the tires squeal"