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Joke of the Day
"We are all Asian We are all older than we were yesterday."
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"Sometimes I just get the urge to belt out The Lion Sleeps Tonight. After all, it's only a whim away."
"""You knew what you were getting into, Charlene"" ""Jim your addiction to long walks on the beach is destroying our marriage"" ""YOU READ MY BIO"""
"I've waited a year to post this This"
"My voicemail message is just instructions on how to send a text message with brief pauses filled with heavy sighing."
"the chemistry between me and any kind of food is just whoa"
"VIRGIN GALACTIC THE SURVIVING PILOT OF THE VIRGIN GALACTIC PLANE SAID THAT THE CO PILOTS LAST WORDS WERE,'WHATS THIS BUTTON FOR?"
"""I'm here for the hookers and the booze!!!"" ""Sir, this is a library."" *whispers... ""I'm here for the hookers and the booze."""
"A man and a boy walk into the woods together at night Boy: ""It's dark and scary in here"" Man: ""How do you think I feel? I have to walk home alone"""
"What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft? 200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)"