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Joke of the Day

"My voicemail message is just instructions on how to send a text message with brief pauses filled with heavy sighing."

"What did one orphan say to the other? ""Robin, get in the batmobile"""

"What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out? ""Time to try the udder one."""

"Sometimes The Best Things In Life Are Worth Waiting For.. So Wait For Me I Will Be Right Back..."

"Why did Hitler send people to concentration camps? Because they had ADD."

"What do men and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up."

"So a baby seal walks into a club... That's it."

"We should have known Communism would fail. There were a lot of red flags."

"Whats the difference between a pun, and a fart? One is a shift of wit and the other is a whiff of shit."

"Who said the first million was the hardest? Was it hitler?"