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Joke of the Day

"""I'm here for the hookers and the booze!!!"" ""Sir, this is a library."" *whispers... ""I'm here for the hookers and the booze."""

"Guess what? Dickbutt"

"50 blondes Q:What do you call fifty blondes lined up ear-to-ear? A: A wind tunnel. #ThugLyfe"

"What is the worst thing you can do to a blind man? Leave the plunger in the toilet."

"I RT you, you ignore me I fav you, you ignore me I ignore you, you ignore me This seems to be working out well for us"

"My girlfriend broke up with me over my obsession with linkin park. But in the end it doesn't even matter."

"What's the difference between modern-day men and modern-day women? If you give a man a lemon, he'll make lemonade. But if you give a woman a lemon, she'll find some way to accuse it of rape."

"you got mad on your own you can get happy on your own -me giving a baby advice"

"It should be legal to shoot people who speed up only to keep you from passing."

"Imagine how much more useful Superman would've been if he'd helped people move their heavy furniture instead."