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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft? 200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)"

"What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone? You can't hear a vitamin."

"Me and my friends.. My friend: Your dick is probably like a tic tac. Me: No wonder your moms mouth is so fresh. Class: OOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!! #GetRekt scrub m8"

"Why do men sound like they're having an orgasm when they're lifting weights? And why is my father lifting weights in the bathroom?"

"I got pretty cool moves while dancing... But they say, so do people with parkinsons."

"A group of deer... .. go to a party. The next day, one deer says to the other ""Wow, that was a pretty crazy party."" the other deer replies, ""You're telling me. I blew 50 bucks!"""

"How does JokeExplainBot work? Having all that trivial information must be a big distraction..."

"How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It doesn't matter they don't have any power."

"Sometimes it's fun to walk out of the ladies room licking your fingers."

"In order to always win in rock, paper, scissors... Shoot."