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Joke of the Day

"""You knew what you were getting into, Charlene"" ""Jim your addiction to long walks on the beach is destroying our marriage"" ""YOU READ MY BIO"""

"What does an Arab do after riding his camel? He has a cigarette!"

"Benedict Cumberbatch announced that he's really well known now To which I say ""No shit, Sherlock."""

"You know it's a really good bar when there's a couple outside breaking up."

"What do you call people who aren't Christian? Light, because they're massless."

"""Boo!"" -- cow with a cold"

"Willie Nelson, 81, found dead... He was playing 'On The Road Again'"

"On a scale of 1 to 10, how married are you?"

"Just drove past a new typewriter repair shop... That's not a front for anything illegal I'm sure..."

"You ever notice how an electric pencil sharpener and a cat's butt look the same? They even make the same noise when you stick a pencil in it: Rar, Rar, Rar, Rar...."