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Joke of the Day

"I don't love my girlfriend anymore... ...she has grown up."

"Tom Hanks is extremely polite... In fact, every time someone asks him for an autograph, he's the one that ends up saying ""T.Hanks"""

"I'd like to give it up to sidewalks for keeping me off the streets."

"Do you want to hear the story about the broken pencil? No? Oh well. There's no point to it, anyway."

"White woman has a baby with a black guy.... And she becomes a single mom."

"Does your wife have dry lips? Because I saw her putting some chap's dick on her lips"

"There are only two types of guys that don't masturbate Those with no hands and those with no dick"

"Another reason I find children so menacing are their tiny little teeth."

"What does a witch do if her broom is stolen ? She calls the flying squad !"

"I don't like referencing Not et al."