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Joke of the Day
"What car does Jesus drive? A Christler I'm so sorry..."
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"Garbanzo beans vs chickpeas I used to to not know the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea. But last night I definitely didn't have a garbanzo on my face."
"What's black and is on top of the stairs? Stephen Hawking after a housefire."
"A pirate walks into a bar... And orders a bottle of rum. The bar tender says that will be 10 dollars. The pirate replies, ""Do you accept Barrrr Nickels???"""
"How do you keep an AssHole in suspense?"
"Three tampons are walking down the street.. A light, a regular, and a super tampon are all walking down the street. Which one talks to you first? None. They are all stuck up bitches."
"What wears a black white and tan coat but has no hair? A bald beagle!"
"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He sipped his coffee before it was cool"
"What happened when the communists took over the airport? The planes kept Stalin."
"What do you call twin brothers? A sunset!"