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Joke of the Day
"Do I hate when people answer their own questions? Yes."
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"I carry a rolled up yoga mat so people think I'm fit but really it's just a great way to hold 2 footlong meatball subs."
"Call your laptop what it really is: Bed TV."
"If the BeeGees are 'staying alive' so much then how come they're all dead."
"What did the dog say to the tree... You've got a lot of bark, but no bite.."
"""My dad was a huge feminist..."" ""What about your mom?"" ""No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that."""
"Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex life? Because if you'll eat that stuff, you'll eat anything."
"Ever wonder if you killed that one really important brain cell?"
"How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years."
"What is the premier dish in Israeli-Japanese cuisine? Jewshi"