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Joke of the Day

"You know what I like better than a good non-sequitur? ."

"How do you determine the personality of a hot dog? Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test"

"Vending machines are so homophobic. I'm sorry my dollar is not straight enough for you."

"Did you know fish have their own religion? It's called ""ichtheology."" They study it in school"

"Which part of an eagle is the hardest? The pecker."

"I would tell you jokes about perfect girlfriends But you wouldn't get them"

"Did you hear about the man who named his horse Radish?"

"A french gymnast is getting ready to perform... His coach walks up and says, ""Break a leg!"""

"I saw Jesus trending and my heart dropped. My first thought was 'damn you 2016!' but then i realized it was just his birthday."

"There's no attraction quite as strong as tomato sauce & a white shirt"