202012
Joke of the Day
"What's a Rastafari's least favourite product? Roundup, because it kills the *weed*!"
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"My golf game is a lot like my iPad, I don't have an iPad."
"Two penguins are in the shower The first penguin turns to the other and says, ""Hey, pass the soap, please."" The second one replies, ""What do I look like? A typewriter?"""
"Eskimo What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity? ""Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."""
"How do you know Adam and Eve weren't black? Ever try and take a rib from a black."
"I've tried everywhere so I can confirm that there is no snooze button on a baby."
"What's the difference between organized crime and politics? One's organized."
"Bartender: YOU'RE the guy that drinks from the soap dispenser in the toilets? Me: [I try to say ""NO"" but it's just lavender scented bubbles]"
"Doctor, doctor... I have a cold and feel like I'm about to explode... ...well sit down and blow your nose up!"
"Jokes About ESl classroom What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"""