202012
Joke of the Day
"What's a Rastafari's least favourite product? Roundup, because it kills the *weed*!"
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"The best part of being a girl is not having to open doors. If I approach a door and a guy isn't there I just take a nap til one shows up."
"Two Irish homosexuals Michael Fitzpatrick & Patrick Fitzmichael"
"What do you call a sketchy neighborhood in Italy? A Spaghetto."
"[at hairstylist] Make me look like I'm running really fast."
"You guys wanna see something cool? http://www.fda.gov/ucm/groups/fdagov-public/documents/image/ucm197598.bmp"
"Dry January is going really well. Even if everyone keeps saying that I need to shower."
"""Genetically modified food is very much safe for human consumption"" the tomato on my plate reassuringly explained to me."
"I dont downvote It's bad karma."
"""I hate burritoes!"" -No Juan ever"