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Joke of the Day

"No, I don't need a Fitbit. I can count to 45 by myself."

"How do you shoot a unique deer? You-neak up on it and shoot it. Credit: Grandpa Clifford"

"Hope you guys like this, it's been a tough day. I bought a pair of sneakers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day. :("

"Q: Why did the blonde become a big basketball fan? A: Because every time they stopped the clock, she thought that she had stopped aging."

"The Benefits of Being Masochistic What doesn't kill you makes you longer"

"Let's make it weird. Dont worry. I'll start."

"I got in a car accident with a guy with a premature ejaculation problem I swear he came out of no where"

"An atheist and a vegan walks into a bar... I know that because they told everybody."

"What does the First Lady say to the President during sex? ""Oh yeah! Yeah! Do me in my Oval Orifice~!"""

"What childhood game are orphans not aloud to play? House."