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Joke of the Day
"No, I don't need a Fitbit. I can count to 45 by myself."
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"What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman? She delivers."
"My girlfriend was getting kinky in bed, and she said, ""Hurt me! Hurt me!"" So I got in my car and ran over her cat."
"What do you call a Shock Jock that goes clean? Showered Stern. I'll see myself out."
"What do you call it when someone starts telling a joke"
"ebola jokes Knock knock Who's there? Ebola. Ebola who? Ebowl of cereal"
"*a spider slowly rolls past my house on a tiny skateboard* ""kids, go to the bomb shelter. it seems my past has finally caught up with me"""
"[Mon] Boss: Let's talk about your clothes Adam: But it's my best leaf B: You need officewear A: Understood [Tues] B: Is that a sticky note?"
"Why were the people in twin towers upset? They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane"
"One time I swallowed an entire box of Alphabits whole and the only thing I pooped out was the lyrics to a Nicki Minaj song"