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Joke of the Day
"The Benefits of Being Masochistic What doesn't kill you makes you longer"
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"Why did Popeye beat up the Pope? He heard he was going to Mount Olive"
"Why are pirates angry after leaving the bathroom? Because after ""p"" comes ""irate"""
"Yay summer! *gets drunk outside* Yay winter! *gets drunk inside*"
"How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper."
"Me: Are you still wearing pajamas? Go change. 4yo: *Goes upstairs *Comes down wearing different pair of pajamas"
"Whats the difference between a baby and an onion You don't cry when you cut a baby"
"Constantly saying ""I don't care about sports"" is a form of caring about sports"
"How do dog catchers get paid? By the Pound!"
"[police show picture of my dead body at bottom of stairs to wife] ""Why no pants on?"" We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell"