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Joke of the Day
"How do you shoot a unique deer? You-neak up on it and shoot it. Credit: Grandpa Clifford"
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"What lives in the sea and yells? A clam shouter."
"Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday."
"What's the difference between falling from the 1st and 10th floor? Falling from the 1st floor: SPLAT! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Falling from the 10th floor: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SPLAT!"
"A Canadian walks into a cafe, and the barista asks, ""Would you like a latte?"" And the Canadian responds to him ""Nah, just a bit, eh."""
"With a wheelchair, everyday is Halloween! Children are scared of you, adults try to guess what you are, and the elderly just give you candy! Paraphrased from the wonderful Zach Anner"
"Sometimes I feel like Stephen Hawking in the morning Because I can't get out of bed."
"In To A Bar. A priest, a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. he orders a drink"
"The Clippers are gonna be bought by the former CEO of Microsoft. Apparently he's looking for something to occupy himself while Windows is installing ""critical updates."""
"Why aren't there any British Communists? Because communists believe all proper tea is theft."