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Joke of the Day

"What does the First Lady say to the President during sex? ""Oh yeah! Yeah! Do me in my Oval Orifice~!"""

"What is the poo from a fish with no dad called? bassturd"

"How much Blow Can Charlie Sheen Do?.. ..... Enough to kill 2 and 1/2 Men"

"How did jesus get so fit? He did lots of cross fit"

"That awkward moment when people text you first and then don't keep the conversation going."

"My mom told me if she sees me on Reddit again she will smash my face to the keyboanfiauoprfh8u89puqeiofjrjr89qp"

"How many Vietnam War Veterans does it take to change a lightbulb? You don't know man, you weren't there!"

"My daughter complained we were out of snacks so I lifted the couch cushions."

"I like my coffee like I like my slaves Free You racist fuck"

"Don't be part of the problem. Be the ENTIRE problem."