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Joke of the Day
"What childhood game are orphans not aloud to play? House."
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"Been reading up on the thesaurus lately because a mind is a terrible thing to garbage."
"In order to save space, Ricky Gervais & Seth McFarlane are both one guy now. Frankly, it's been a long time coming"
"What do climate change scientists and Donald Trump have in common? Each is desperately hoping the other is a hoax."
"[Security breach at Wayne manor] BRUCE: *brooding darkly* ALFRED: The back door is literally just a waterfall"
"Did you know, that pigeons die when they have sex? At least the one I fucked did."
"I exercise religiously I go to the gym for an hour on Sunday morning and then don't think about it again for the rest of the week."
"What does a Redhead with a yeast infection like to do in her spare time? Make Gingerbread"
"What do you call a group of men with flat butts? Assless Chaps"
"The inflight movie on my trip home was Pixels. We had two walk outs."