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Joke of the Day

"Let's make it weird. Dont worry. I'll start."

"Wifi going down... Our wifi went down during family dinner tonight. One child started talking and I had no idea who he was."

"A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's...That's because she changes it more often."

"As a kid, the thing that used to annoy me about going to church was all the standing up and sitting down and kneeling... I wish the priest could just pick a position and fuck me."

"Knew a Muslim kid in college who was notorious for being late to everything. We called him 9/12."

"Why is Santa so jolly? ...Because he knows where all the bad girls live!"

"What do the French call a bad Thursday? A tra-jeudi."

"Victim gets beat up, laptop stolen But that's not the whole story so if you see ""charged with battery"" don't buy it!"

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? I've never had garbanzo bean on my face."

"Sometimes the last thing people hear before they're murdered is the sound of their pen that they won't stop clicking."