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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why did the blonde become a big basketball fan? A: Because every time they stopped the clock, she thought that she had stopped aging."

"Wow your rib cage and hip bones look stunning !!! Said No Man Ever"

"Did you hear about the crazy Mexican train thief? He has loco motives."

"Why does Hillary Clinton want to have sex with Bill Clinton first thing in the morning? She wants to be the first lady."

"Mathematically speaking.. The average person is mean. :-)"

"Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred."

"What did the programmer call his ship? Sea++"

"Wife: can you pick up milk? Me: [lifts gallon] yea it's easy Wife: I mean from the store Me: I would imagine it weighs the same there too"

"I hate when someone I had sex with in High School sends me a friend request on Facebook. Request denied, Principle Anderson."

"Q: What does Clinton have in common with his Hollywood pals? A: They all make a living by lying to people."